|Homophobic Person:||My favorite food is pizza!|
|Homosexual Person:||Cool! My favorite food is pasta!|
|Bisexual Person:||I like both!|
|Pansexual Person:||Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.|
|Asexual Person:||I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.|
|Homophobic Person:||whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.|
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
Please do this Ily